1. You started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week, so I turned on the shower and let you jump around in it. 2. I don't know where I am, but the food in the fridge is awesome. 3. You wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere. 4. I said cake fell into my bra, you stood up, yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped across the couch, and started motorboating my boobs. 5. [TEXT HER!]
COMMANDER SHEPARD || MASS EFFECT
2. I don't know where I am, but the food in the fridge is awesome.
3. You wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
4. I said cake fell into my bra, you stood up, yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped across the couch, and started motorboating my boobs.
5. [TEXT HER!]