1. THAT stays in the ROOM. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the room brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you. 2. You climbed in a garbage can and said you were "trashed". 3. Potato salad is not a cupcake ingredient. 4. Somebody asked her if she was okay. She turned around, started running, and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins", before doing a small pirouette. It's amazing how she managed not to fall. 5. [TEXT HIM WHATEVER]
1. You started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week, so I turned on the shower and let you jump around in it. 2. I don't know where I am, but the food in the fridge is awesome. 3. You wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere. 4. I said cake fell into my bra, you stood up, yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped across the couch, and started motorboating my boobs. 5. [TEXT HER!]
1. after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm 2. once he started yelling at me in ancient ispanian, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore 3. so you threw a sword at me last night 4. It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO OWNS A PEACOCK?? 5. you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?" X. [wildcard text him please!!!]
1. I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire! 2. Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes? 3. If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere, it's for the ants, and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome! 4. I'm not sure whose apartment I've woken up in, but I just showered here, and their shampoo is phenomenal! 5. [TEXT HER AT YOUR OWN RISK...]
1. You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing, you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice... :( 2. When I tried to give you something that wasn't tequila... like, water... you kept saying it was against your religion... 3. I am sober. Because I don't drunk! It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up? :))) 4. Well, you built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave! 5. [TEXT HER, SHE'S STILL UP...]
1. where am i from again 2. You climbed in a garbage can and said you were "trashed". 3. Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. 4. In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my sword? Where are my clothes? Who is this other person in the room? 5. So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge. 6. THAT stays in the ROOM. And if one person who was NOT in the room brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you. X. [text him anything!]
TEXTING MEME [TFLN, MISFIRES, ETC.]
ASCH || TALES OF THE ABYSS
2. You climbed in a garbage can and said you were "trashed".
3. Potato salad is not a cupcake ingredient.
4. Somebody asked her if she was okay. She turned around, started running, and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins", before doing a small pirouette. It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
5. [TEXT HIM WHATEVER]
COMMANDER SHEPARD || MASS EFFECT
2. I don't know where I am, but the food in the fridge is awesome.
3. You wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
4. I said cake fell into my bra, you stood up, yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped across the couch, and started motorboating my boobs.
5. [TEXT HER!]
LUKE FON FABRE || TALES OF THE ABYSS
2. once he started yelling at me in ancient ispanian, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore
3. so you threw a sword at me last night
4. It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO OWNS A PEACOCK??
5. you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
X. [wildcard text him please!!!]
MILLA=MAXWELL || TALES OF XILLIA
2. Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
3. If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere, it's for the ants, and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome!
4. I'm not sure whose apartment I've woken up in, but I just showered here, and their shampoo is phenomenal!
5. [TEXT HER AT YOUR OWN RISK...]
ISABELLE || ANIMAL CROSSING
2. When I tried to give you something that wasn't tequila... like, water... you kept saying it was against your religion...
3. I am sober. Because I don't drunk! It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up? :)))
4. Well, you built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave!
5. [TEXT HER, SHE'S STILL UP...]
Felix Hugo Fraldarius | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
2. You climbed in a garbage can and said you were "trashed".
3. Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman.
4. In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my sword? Where are my clothes? Who is this other person in the room?
5. So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
6. THAT stays in the ROOM. And if one person who was NOT in the room brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
X. [text him anything!]